You?

I knew I was cool
when at 13 I ordered
Led Zeppelin and Lynrd Skynrd
from Columbia Music House

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However,
since I was too young to have
my own bank account to pay for it,
my dad had to write a check
(which he kept forgetting)


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which was the result
of being put on the collections list
with the local agency

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so not only was I cool
but also somewhat of a rebel