Thursday, December 18, 2008

Entry # 21659-B

Dear Diary:
Today, in an attempt to control bodily issues with fiber intake, I will be completing part two of my experiment...... with nuts. I will be picking out ONLY the pecans and Brazil nuts from a lovely batch of mixed nuts dropped off to our office by our flamboyant, gay cabinet-selling friend from Peppertree. Will follow up with test results in approximately 3 hours.

Thought of the Day: If people with allergies to peanuts can't eat anything from a factory that produces items with potentially peanut-affected products because they may suffer from an allergic reaction, does that mean that people who are "bowel sensitive" to peanuts can get gas from products made in a factory that produces items with potentionally peanut-touched products they may suffer from a gas reaction? WHAT a quandary!


Thank you Meg for your deepest most inner thoughts.

Anyone like to comment?


We're really wondering!

2 comments:

Watsonville said...

I think the whole peanut allergy is a hoax. Some doctor some where has it out against the peanut company and has started to claim that people are allergic to such a small and trivial thing. What I hate is how it's put a cramp in the school system. I can no longer put pb&j sandwiches in my kids lunch because someone in the lunch room may be "allergic". No kid should have to go through such agony knowing they can't grow up with the classic sandwich in their lunch box. Tyrants!

Watsonville said...

p.s. Love the new look to your blog.