Weekend Plans

What am I doing this weekend?  

Aside from meeting Steph down south to cheer on a friend doing the St. George Ironman, 

what aren't I doing?

Here is just a little map of WHERE we'll be going, 

all in the time (or less) that our friend will be doing the bike portion for the race.

I guess you could say we're having our Zundelac "Ironman" of 

driving, exploring, and sight seeing, and everything else along the way.

How crazy is it going to be?  Well if you know me and Sizzle, 

there's no way to explain what will be going down!

80's Flashback

Acoustic Style

In case you're wondering what I did Saturday night, 

you can see for yourself HERE

Video 10 is me and Jana doing We Belong

Video 14 is me and Nate doing Time After Time

"Oh what a night!"

Uzi

Unexpected

..........dropped off some flowers today

didn't see who I wanted

saw who I didn't think I would

glad I didn't see..........him

...........still, this was harder than I thought.

cue the song that should be the montage of my day.

LA-Part 2

Well you got a part one but let me just fill you in on the entire weekend

We did what we do best, and often, Karaoke

After our bike ride we met up with Fifeski for lunch. But first we had to do a little workout.  Dan gave me a little help before showing us how it was supposed to be done

But not to be out done by the guy who showed us ALL how it WAS done

Off to the races! 

The mud pit that Kristine wanted to have a mud fight in, so I gave it to her!

Then she gave it right back

Then we had it out for each other

I made it out alive, and dirty

Such a blast! See, don't we look like we had fun?

love these girls!!

And if you think we are "Hard Core" then maybe you should print this

 and use it for your inspirational photo to get out there and kick some trash!

YOUR WELCOME!

Have a good weekend,

get out there, and get dirty!

POP QUIZ

Let's see who can be the first to solve this problem:

Three girls go on a trip to LA.

Two fly Southwest from San Francisco leaving at 5:45 pm 

and one flies Delta from Salt Lake City leaving at 4:55 pm.

They both arrive in LAX approximately 10 minutes apart.

During the weekend they shared expenses of one Enterprise car rental, breakfast, and other fun items.

Upon returning home, two girls enjoy a movie covered my one of the girls to be reimbursed.

Girl #1 owes Girl #2 $34.23

Girl #3 owes Girl #2 $12.56

Girl #1 owes Girl #3 $8.33

Girl #1 transfers $42.56 to Girl #2 to cover the cost Girl #1 owes Girl #3 and have Girl #3 deduct that from what she owes Girl #2 

If Girl #2 doesn't do math all too well early in the morning and the figures come out to be:

Girl #1 owes Girl #2 $38.33

Girl #2 owes Girl #3 $4.10

Girl #1 owes Girl #3 $8.33

How much does Girl #1 owe girl #2 after the difference of the first transfer minus what Girl #1 owing Girl #3 and what Girl #3 owes Girl #2 less what Girl #2 owes Girl #3?

Photo Shoot

I have finished editing the photos I took 2 weekends ago in California

I may be biased but I LOVE how they turned out 

and it was nice to have kids that are so photogenic (once given candy)

So here are a few for your viewing pleasure:

A Tea Party

  

 

Boys and their Toys

 

 

 

For more photo's click HERE

boys

Before I begin to tell you all about my weekends in CA, 

let me just share a good laugh with you!

Read the story HERE.  

Yes, this is my sisters kid!

LA-Part 1

I'm back from LA

and what an amazing weekend full of 

fun, friends, and food.

Could life get any better?  

Sure could, especially when we decided to go for a bike ride along Venice Beach

 

Kristine (birthday girl) and Steph (aren't these gals darling?)

This was just the start to our many adventures of the weekend.

Stay tuned for more!

Get'n Dirrrty

I'm heading out, once again, for another weekend in California

This time to see friends and do this

Wish me luck!!

Have a good weekend, and there better be some good stories from you all when I return!  

Sunny CA

I was in California (again) this last weekend and can I just tell you how much I was loving the weather! 

 I more than enjoyed my time outside walking around Pasadena 

 

(my sister in the pics, not me)

and laughing with these guys.

 

 

And having a long overdue photo shoot!  

Here's a little preview while I finish editing the shots.

 

I better get them finished and posted before my next California adventure this weekend.

Quote Wall

I have a quote wall.  

Right here at work.

It's actually thoughts that my past coworker (miss her) and I would type to each other while the other was on the phone, with someone or talking to someone that, well, sparked the thought.....or annoyance.

And because it's April 1st and it's just a day to laugh, I think i'll post them all here for your enjoyment, and yes, these are real.............real funny!

RE: Our past "receptionist" who put all blonde jokes to shame

I wonder if sugar puff over there caught on or if she's just like "la la la lala"

If she only had a clue how things really are in the world. 

I'm not even sure that she should have a driver's license. Her directions to places should include which unicorn to turn by and how many gumdrops she has to pass before she gets there.

RE: Some of the sub contractors we deal with

Go away creepy old bald guy! We do not do those kinds of things here...like listening intently on the boring things that are being verbally vomited out of your mouth.

This idiot is going t be kicking himself in the junk when he doesn't get the job. 

"I knew i shouldn't have sent the bid twice!! Dang It! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!"

Hey guy that won't shut up....SHUT YOUR HOLE!! Blah blah blah 

And news flash, your doors aren't any different than anyone else's doors. You just want us to think they are. And we don't care if you're available 24/7 because WE'RE not even available 24/7. Go away

And distressing's not all that special. Distressed doors are as common as distressed denim now. Sorry. 11 years......I have feces in my colon that's 11 years old, buzz off. No, that's ok, Mr. Pushy Door Manufacturer, I don't want to hear the "one more thing that you have to discuss"

RE: Past worker : He was afraid of the boss and had little man syndrome

I bet the little turd wishes he were never born...lol. Just bite the bullet and get it over with, CALL HIM

Take THAT! No I didn't email those things out, you fag. Do our job, you don't get paid for nothing!

Oh, I bet! What an A. He's just trying to cut corners any way possible. The only reason he wants us to do all of his work is so he has someone to blame when it doesn't get done instead of him being the one getting reamed. Then he has the balls to say "I seriously wouldn't mind coming back here" today. 

YEA RIGHT! You're already gone as far as we're concerned buddy! You're stepping on your own wiener. That's def. hypothetically because he is probably smaller than my pinky-YUCK

FOR REAL! Like come on, it's not as bad as you think, just get some balls and do it-RETARD!

RE: Normal daily banter

fdsidisfusfsrsefcvasa.........YEA!

oh, and "KISS MY A*$"

Food for thought: If we can work with him, we can work with anyone. It's time to take our dresses off, get our brass balls out of the drawer and let em swing! Tea party's over, it's BUSINESS TIME!

If that's not stick'n it to the man, I don't know what is.

(the following names have been changed to protect the innocent)(whatever)

"Molly, It's Sally! What's going on with these subs, are they going to get these jobs or what?"

"Well Sally, what's going on with you? Are you going to Grab my Boob's or what?" 

(4 minutes later)

in a dragged out monotone mans voice"Hey Molly, it's Jessie. I heard you asked Sally if she could G your B's. 

I just wanted to see if I could help you out with that since i'm a big lesbo"

(10 minutes later)

hi pitched voice "Hi Molly, it's Heather! I hear you like to get your B's G'd!! ME TOO!!!"