Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Year of the Racist

I had a realization today:
I don't like Chinese food
In fact, I don't like Chinese people.

but Japs are different
they are taller
and don't have split pea eyes.
And basically rule modern technology 
in the eastern hemisphere as far as i'm concerned.

(go ahead, judge away)

Ok, wait, Jacky Chan is pretty cool. And their acrobats are pretty amazing. Oh, and Panda Express, now that's good, well kind of, but not really, but the smell get's me every time. Oh, and the fireworks, who can't be grateful for those?
Ok. but. THAT's. IT!


1 comment:

Justin said...

Ummmm You can't use the word Jap unless your Japanesse Just like you can't say Nigga unless your black.