I Can't Do It

I just can't seem to find the motivation to work today. It's only 9:30 in the morning and already i've checked my emails, balanced by accounts, paid some bills, read some blogs, and even done a little prebirthday/christmas shopping.

I can't think of anything else to do, work being one of those. It's 3 days until Thanksgiving and I feel like I am experiencing Thanksgiving Holiday/WEEK. It should be a week long, that way it will give all of us enough time to run around, go to the gym, and work off all that we are going to consume on one day that should normally be consumed in a matter of 3 days.

So, yea, I'm totally unmotiviated right now.

It's time to crank up Pandora and get into the work mode before my meetings today.......................................Yea, that didn't work. Just made me want to kick up my feet and hang out.

I need some serious help, any suggestions?

Uzi

I don't do politics

I don't get into politics.

I don't talk politics

I don't have a strong opinion about politics because when discussing politics, it becomes a personal attack between two parties and ends in a heated argument and when all is said and done, it's all a matter of opinion.

Sure we should all have our opinion and when it comes to certain things I have mine, but I tend to not to share them because I don't want to change anyone elses freedom of thinking.

I'm more open to hearing and accepting rather than debating and judging.

I was asked to be a guest writer on a good friends blog because of my wit and humor.

Sure, I can do that.

The subject was Proposition 8.

Yea, I can't do that.

First of all, there's nothing funny about Proposition 8 when it's such a personal issue with religion, and lifestyle.

I mean, I can be funny on the matter but I would end up doing what I do, offending people somewhere down the line of readers on their opinions and beliefs.

I chose not to write based on this reasoning.

I even thought in my head what I would write and each time I came up with supporting examples to what I was thinking it would end up funny, witty, or in a way that I know would cause room for debate and alot of uproar.

So instead of me telling you how I feel, and even though I do have an opinion about the matter and how important families are, I don't care.

I do care about the legal definition of "family"

I don't care how a person chooses to live their life.

There is a big difference and it involved both coming full circle with Proposition 8.

So I can't say "I don't care" about Proposition 8 because I do.

I can say, or laugh, to what has been written in this article.

Because, without offending other lifestyles, there are more important things to consider when marriage comes into play.

Phhffff........

So apparently I've got bad gas.....................no thanks to the 7-Eleven.

No it wasn't the foot long hot dog, the nacho's with their delicious chili and beans, or the rolled taco that's been rolling on that grill about just as long as the foot long hot dog. I will have to say that any and all of the above can give someone the serious case of bad gas especially on a long road trip but I didn't eat any of it, nor have I gone on a Jetta Journey, yet I still left 7-Eleven with bad gas.

No really, the gas that I put in my car is bad and caused my 4th cylander to misfire.

Ok, let's get real, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

All I know is that i've got bad gas!

Yea, it's been a while

and you know it's been a long time since you've blogged when you get an email like this:

ok seriously- October 2nd? You are about as bad as Beck. I need something new! I am dying here! Reading your blog used to be the favorite part of my week. And now here I sit like a cipher in the snow. All alone, shivering in the cold from the emptiness that lingers due to the void of Kristy Blogs. Where oh where have they gone? What has happened to my sister and her keen wit and wacky sensibility? I need more, I long for more which this dearth is now a disease. Anorexia if you will, gnawing at me daily as I check her blog only to find the same entry that has been there for almost a month. One can only read about passive/aggressive-ism so much. . . and then wish she could have another certain someone read it as often! Lovingly yours, Tammy

Now I do have a good explanation for the lack of blogging. I've been busy. No, that's a cop out. Ok, the real reason is that by the time I got around to thinking about what to blog about, my palette was blank like an empty canvas. So I thought, ok what is something funny that has happened lately..............nothing came up. So then I had to resort to, "ok, what is something funny that WILL be coming up?" Ooh Halloween, I will blog that because there are going to be some SWEET pictures!

And so the story begins. A few weeks ago I found this site and thought it would be perfect for halloween. So, we tweaked it a bit and this is what came out............

Man we're funny!